Funny joke.

I stumbled across a funny joke today. I think this is hilarious. I could totally be the man in this joke. Call me a dick, but game 7 – Stanley Cup, I’m so there. No matter what.

 

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. “No” says the neighbour. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?” The neighbour says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup game we haven’t been to together since we got married.” The man replies, “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible… But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

 

Laugh a little,
Blake.

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