Tiger Tiger Tiger, What Are You Up To?

So if you haven’t noticed the fiesta every media outlet is having with Tiger Woods, well your not very up-to-date.

Not to worry though. Long story short is that apparently the poor guy got in a single car crash after leaving his house after 2 A.M.

His back windows were smashed out by his wife to save Mr.Woods, ironically enough with a golf club.

He must feel silly right about now. Probably won’t leave his house for months!

There has been a thousand different stories about this whole ordeal. I’m going to go ahead and say what everyone is thinking. He was drinking and driving.

    • Blake Dillon
    • November 30th, 2009

    I’ve got a different theory. His wife was beating him with a golf club, and he ran out of the house to escape her. She chased. He fucked up.

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